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I could almost quote the whole damn script because it's a fantastic movie. Alan Rickman was fantastic too.

Tommy Webber: You know, that is really getting annoying.
Gwen DeMarco: [shouts] Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's stupid, but I'm gonna do it! Okay?
Tommy Webber: Sure, no problem.

Gwen DeMarco: [backstage at the convention] I mean, this is unreal. They're gonna start eating each other out there.

Sir Alexander Dane: By Grabthar's hammer, by the Sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged.

Gwen DeMarco: Fred, you had a part people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my BOOBS and how they fit into my suit. No one bothered to ask me what I do on the show.
Fred Kwan: You were... umm, wait...
Gwen DeMarco: I repeated the computer, Fred.

Jason Nesmith: You WILL go out there.
Sir Alexander Dane: I won't and nothing you say will make me.
Jason Nesmith: The show must go on.
Sir Alexander Dane: ...Damn you.
[Jason is impressed by the Thermian ship's bridge]
Jason Nesmith: This is great. Usually it's just cardboard walls in a garage.

[On traveling through space in a pod]
Fred Kwan: That was a hell of a thing.

Sir Alexander Dane: It's like throwing gasoline on a flame.

Guy Fleegman: I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is.

[Klaxon sounding]
Gwen DeMarco: I remember that sound. That's a bad sound.

[Trying to explain TV to the Thermians]
Gwen DeMarco: They're not ALL "historical documents." Surely, you don't think Gilligan's Island is a...
[All the Thermians moan in despair]
Mathesar: Those poor people.

Sir Alexander Dane: Are we there yet?

Tommy Webber: You know, with all that makeup and stuff, I actually thought you were SMART for a second.

Sir Alexander Dane: Could they be the miners?
Fred Kwan: Sure, they're like three years old.
Sir Alexander Dane: Miners, not minors.
Fred Kwan: You lost me.

Guy Fleegman: Did you guys ever watch the show?

Gwen DeMarco: Ducts? Why is it always ducts?

Guy Fleegman: HEY! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!
[Guy holds his breath. Kwan sniffs the air and shrugs]
Fred Kwan: Seems okay.

Gwen DeMarco: Whoever wrote this episode should DIE.

Guy Fleegman: Hey guys, there's a red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy.
Jason Nesmith: What?
Guy Fleegman: Red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy. I think we're the green-thingy.

Sir Alexander Dane: I see you've managed to get your shirt off.

Gwen DeMarco: What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here?
Jason Nesmith: 'Cause it's on the television show.
Gwen DeMarco: Well forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!

Sir Alexander Dane: You broke the ship. You broke the bloody ship.

Gwen DeMarco: Alex, where are you going?
Sir Alexander Dane: To see if there's a pub.

Guy Fleegman: Jason, are we doing episode 81 or not?
Jason Nesmith: It's a rough plan, Guy, what does it matter if we're doing episode 81 or not?
Guy Fleegman: BECAUSE I DIED... IN EPISODE 81!



Nothing says "I digress" better than that.
- The Immunity Thread

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