Tommy Webber: You know, that is really getting annoying.
Gwen DeMarco: [shouts]
Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's stupid, but I'm gonna do it! Okay?
Sure, no problem.
Gwen DeMarco: [backstage at the convention] I mean, this is unreal. They're
gonna start eating each other out there.
Sir Alexander Dane: By Grabthar's hammer, by the Sons of
Warvan, you shall be avenged.
Gwen DeMarco: Fred, you had a part people loved. I mean, my TV Guide
interview was six paragraphs about my BOOBS and how they fit into my suit. No one bothered to ask me what I do on the show.
Fred Kwan: You were... umm, wait...
Gwen DeMarco: I repeated the computer, Fred.
Jason Nesmith: You WILL go out there.
Sir Alexander Dane: I won't and nothing
you say will make me.
Jason Nesmith: The show must go on.
Sir Alexander Dane: ...Damn
[Jason is impressed by the Thermian ship's bridge]
Jason Nesmith: This is great. Usually
it's just cardboard walls in a garage.
[On traveling through space in a pod]
That was a hell of a thing.
Sir Alexander Dane: It's like throwing gasoline on a flame.
Fleegman: I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode
who dies to prove how serious the situation is.
Gwen DeMarco: I remember
that sound. That's a bad sound.
[Trying to explain TV to the Thermians]
They're not ALL "historical documents." Surely, you don't think Gilligan's Island is a...
[All the Thermians moan
Mathesar: Those poor people.
Sir Alexander Dane: Are we there
Tommy Webber: You know, with all that makeup and stuff, I actually thought you were SMART for
Sir Alexander Dane: Could they be the miners?
Fred Kwan: Sure, they're
like three years old.
Sir Alexander Dane: Miners, not minors.
You lost me.
Guy Fleegman: Did you guys ever watch the show?
Ducts? Why is it always ducts?
Guy Fleegman: HEY! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there
air? You don't know!
[Guy holds his breath. Kwan sniffs the air and shrugs]
Fred Kwan: Seems
Gwen DeMarco: Whoever wrote this episode should DIE.
Hey guys, there's a red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy.
Jason Nesmith: What?
Red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy. I think we're the green-thingy.
Sir Alexander Dane: I
see you've managed to get your shirt off.
Gwen DeMarco: What is this thing? I mean, it serves no
useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to
do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here?
Jason Nesmith: 'Cause it's on the television show.
DeMarco: Well forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!
Sir Alexander Dane:
You broke the ship. You broke the bloody ship.
Gwen DeMarco: Alex, where are you going?
Alexander Dane: To see if there's a pub.
Guy Fleegman: Jason, are we doing episode 81 or
Jason Nesmith: It's a rough plan, Guy, what does it matter if we're doing episode 81 or not?
Fleegman: BECAUSE I DIED... IN EPISODE 81!