Al: You're part of a time travel experiment that went a little... ka-ka.
Sam: Oh, boy.
Sam: In case you haven't noticed, Al, the Committee isn't running
this Project anymore... He is.
Al: Their only desire is for you to pamper them, and play with their...
Al: With their hair! Their hair!
Al: If we knew
the unknown, the unknown wouldn't be unknown.
[Sam is a female secretary in 1961, and his boss is hitting on him]
Sam: This is sexual harassment!
Buddy Wright: I don't know what that is, but I like
the sound of it!