Melinda: How do you keep your legs warm?
Prue: We drink coffee.
The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes.
Prue: I don't like them, but I don't go running naked through
the house screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE." either.
Phoebe: Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing
Darryl: Oh, no creepy talk in the precinct. Will you just keep down the creepy talk.
Phoebe, I love you. I don't know what's going on but maybe I can help. Would you like me to kill someone for you?
If Piper and Leo don't screw, I'm screwed!
Demon: You've got something up your sleeves...
[Phoebe looks at her shirt and her sisters] Hello? Sleeveless.
Outlaw: See you in hell.
Been there, done that.
Phoebe: We thought that the good guys were bad guys, in trying to vanquish
them we helped the real bad guys, which were dead ringers for the good guys
Leo: Was that English?
Piper: I'm being stalked by psycho killers and I hide
in the shower.
Paige: You used to be a demon and a lawyer?
Paige: Insert joke here.
Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own
personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.
Did you get my flowers?
Phoebe: Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you" Probably not a card the florist
gets to write everyday.
Piper: I can't believe we got arrested for kidnapping ourselves.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You, Leo, last night, dish.
Piper: Um, well, it was nice. It was... well, it was wonderful.
We just had a few problems.
Prue: What problems?
Well, it's been a while since, you know, I-I was a little nervous, and I kinda kept freezing him.
Piper, you didn't?
Piper: I didn't mean to... the first time.
Phoebe: But wait
a minute, if you know, that means that they know, and if they know then we are f...
If Barbie's so popular, then why do you have to buy all her friends?
Piper: What, I'm supposed to
throw out perfectly good flowers 'cause they came from a creep? If that was the rule, we'd never have flowers in this house.
Prue: Hey, be nice. I don't even want to think about sin tonight.
Prue: So, this is an interesting band, what's their name?
Phoebe: I was under a spell. Evil.
Paige: Evil? You were blonde!
[to Phoebe] We're hardly typical. I proposed to you under a hail of demon goo, and you accepted while I was bleeding
Piper: Leo, you're a nice guy, and I like you a lot, but let's face it, you're geographically undesirable.
Prue: Great, so some guy couldn't keep it in his sheath and now
I'm marked for death.
Piper: Well, some men can be very sensitive about their weapons.
Piper: I was just wondering, do you ever think of me?
Piper: In what way? As a friend sort of way...
You have beautiful eyes.
Piper: That's a good way.
I'm sorry. That was completely inappropriate wasn't it?
Piper: No, not at all. Oh, what
the hell. Leo, how do you feel about women who make the first move?
Leo: I don't know.
I'm still waiting for it to happen.
Leo: Uh, how do you feel about guys who make the second move?
[he kisses her]
is crazy. You can't leave like this.
Paige: We very well can't ignore Chris's birth
now can we?
Chris: I'm the baby. I give you permission to.
[walks in on Phoebe standing naked, standing up in the bathtub] Whoa... full frontal Phoebe!
Paige: Yeah... I - I got that.
No, I mean she flashed black-and-white.
Cole: Keep your hands off
Krell: Just the thought of working with you turns my
Oh, you've made that clock so small, you must posses great powers.
Piper: No, just a
great credit card.
Phoebe: If I had a dollar for every times an
owl turned into a hot guy on our porch, I'd be rich...
thought this through
Piper: Is that why you asked me to marry you in a toilet?
Paige: So I basically come off as this big, dumb, fat, unemployed loser.
No, Paige, you're a big, dumb, fat, unemployed loser who saves the world.
[about Cole] I'm telling you, he's gone for good.
Phoebe: Yeah... that's what
we thought last time.
Piper: And the time before that.
If I can't save you, I swear to God I'll stop you.
Cole] He's soul-searching... or off searching for a soul.
You'd think that demons invented reality shows, but somehow, humans thought of it first.