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One of the only shows I know with a resolved 'ship.

Melinda: How do you keep your legs warm?
Prue: We drink coffee.

Piper: The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes.
Prue: I don't like them, but I don't go running naked through the house screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE." either.
Phoebe: Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers.

Darryl: Oh, no creepy talk in the precinct. Will you just keep down the creepy talk.

Cole: Phoebe, I love you. I don't know what's going on but maybe I can help. Would you like me to kill someone for you?

Chris: If Piper and Leo don't screw, I'm screwed!

Demon: You've got something up your sleeves...
Phoebe: [Phoebe looks at her shirt and her sisters] Hello? Sleeveless.

Outlaw: See you in hell.
Cole: Been there, done that.

Phoebe: We thought that the good guys were bad guys, in trying to vanquish them we helped the real bad guys, which were dead ringers for the good guys
Leo: Was that English?

Piper: I'm being stalked by psycho killers and I hide in the shower.

Paige: You used to be a demon and a lawyer?
Cole: Yeah.
Paige: Insert joke here.

Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

Cole: Did you get my flowers?
Phoebe: Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you" Probably not a card the florist gets to write everyday.

Piper: I can't believe we got arrested for kidnapping ourselves.

Phoebe: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You, Leo, last night, dish.
Piper: Um, well, it was nice. It was... well, it was wonderful. We just had a few problems.
Phoebe: Problems?
Prue: What problems?
Piper: Well, it's been a while since, you know, I-I was a little nervous, and I kinda kept freezing him.
Prue: Piper, you didn't?
Piper: I didn't mean to... the first time.

Phoebe: But wait a minute, if you know, that means that they know, and if they know then we are f...
Grams: Fine.

Glenn: If Barbie's so popular, then why do you have to buy all her friends?

Piper: What, I'm supposed to throw out perfectly good flowers 'cause they came from a creep? If that was the rule, we'd never have flowers in this house.

Prue: Hey, be nice. I don't even want to think about sin tonight.
Phoebe: Me neither.
Prue: So, this is an interesting band, what's their name?
Piper: Orgy.

Phoebe: I was under a spell. Evil.
Paige: Evil? You were blonde!

Cole: [to Phoebe] We're hardly typical. I proposed to you under a hail of demon goo, and you accepted while I was bleeding to death.
Piper: Leo, you're a nice guy, and I like you a lot, but let's face it, you're geographically undesirable.

Prue: Great, so some guy couldn't keep it in his sheath and now I'm marked for death.
Piper: Well, some men can be very sensitive about their weapons.

Piper: I was just wondering, do you ever think of me?
Leo: Yeah.
Piper: In what way? As a friend sort of way...
Leo: You have beautiful eyes.
Piper: That's a good way.
Leo: I'm sorry. That was completely inappropriate wasn't it?
Piper: No, not at all. Oh, what the hell. Leo, how do you feel about women who make the first move?
Leo: I don't know. I'm still waiting for it to happen.
Piper: Goodness.
[she kisses him]
Leo: Uh, how do you feel about guys who make the second move?
Piper: Love them.
[he kisses her]

Leo: This is crazy. You can't leave like this.
Paige: We very well can't ignore Chris's birth now can we?
Chris: I'm the baby. I give you permission to.

Paige: [walks in on Phoebe standing naked, standing up in the bathtub] Whoa... full frontal Phoebe!
Cole: She flashed.
Paige: Yeah... I - I got that.
Cole: No, I mean she flashed black-and-white.

Cole: Keep your hands off my pumpkin!

Krell: Just the thought of working with you turns my stomachs
Piper: Stomachs?

Eva: Oh, you've made that clock so small, you must posses great powers.
Piper: No, just a great credit card.

Phoebe: If I had a dollar for every times an owl turned into a hot guy on our porch, I'd be rich...

Leo: I've thought this through
Piper: Is that why you asked me to marry you in a toilet?

Paige: So I basically come off as this big, dumb, fat, unemployed loser.
Piper: No, Paige, you're a big, dumb, fat, unemployed loser who saves the world.

Paige: [about Cole] I'm telling you, he's gone for good.
Phoebe: Yeah... that's what we thought last time.
Piper: And the time before that.

Chris: If I can't save you, I swear to God I'll stop you.

Phoebe: [about Cole] He's soul-searching... or off searching for a soul.

Clea: You'd think that demons invented reality shows, but somehow, humans thought of it first.



Nothing says "I digress" better than that.
- The Immunity Thread

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