Carson Beckett: A half-Furling and the brother of Cousin It. Married to Caz and very protective. Has very, very
WEIRD friends (eg. Black Hole, Samara, Sauron). Known to wear black leather when the mood strikes him.
Rodney McKay: Constantly bested in arguments and often the butt of jokes. He fancies Elly and competes with Ba'al
for her attention.
Daniel Jackson: Has some intellectual input and finds the whole situation very confusing. He hads a crush on Oma,
had a fling with a woman called Seanait and is known to fancy Janet Fraiser.
Radek Zelenka (aka Bunny Boy): A late arrival to the thread. He is chased by a rather obsessive Oma who calls
him her "Bunny Boy". He has been made into Oma's prior.
Gate Technician (GT): Provides drinks, food and misc items to everyone. Experiements with new drinks.
Ba'al: The superior Goa'uld of those in the thread. He fancies Elly and puts down Rodney in every way possible.
Dangerous if armed with a hand device. Has a soft spot for Lulu the Pink Pillow.
Anubis (Nuby): A pathetic Goa'uld who has stupid ideas and at one stage split into two. Has an unhealthy obsession
with Oma. Will fight Daniel about it.
Ra: A Goa'uld who is constantly groaning about the antics of Nuby.
Oma (Trouble) Desala: Started out as an Ancient that antagonised everyone with her wisdom. She then started liking
Zelenka and joined the Ori to force him to her will. She made Zelenka her prior.
Thor: Supreme Commander of the Asgard Fleet, he gets a bit shifty. Linked with the song Be Prepared. He beams
things at will and his finger will "slip". Studies Tau'ri behaviour.
Replicator: Elly's pet replicator that speaks only when it wants to. Will reveal teeth and grind ominously if
challenged. Enjoys biting Rodney. The replicator can also turn into various technological items (eg. CD player, TV, etc)
Heimdall: An Asgard, takes notes on Tau'ri behaviour with Thor and will conveniently forget what Asgards are meant
to do. There is much debate if Heimdall is female or male.
Black Hole (BH): The black hole that inhabits the closet and occassionally the ceiling of the room. A very good
friend of Beckett's and will torment everyone but Caz and Beckett. Brings new things into room and can expand the closet.