Yoda: Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.
Mace Windu: This party's over.
Obi-Wan: Blast. This is why I hate flying.
Nute Gunray: She can't do that; shoot her or something.
Anakin: When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations.
Padme: Aggressive negotiations?
Anakin: Ah, well, it's negotiations with a lightsaber.
C-3PO: DIE, Jedi dogs. Oh... what did I say?
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
[after Obi-wan uses a gun and drops it]
Obi-Wan: So uncivilized.
Obi-Wan: Chancellor Palpatine, Sith Lords are our specialty.
Anakin Skywalker: What was that all about?
Obi-Wan: Well, R2 has been...
No loose wire jokes.
Obi-Wan: Did I say anything?
Anakin Skywalker: He's trying!
I didn't say anything!
[Obi-Wan regains consciousness while hanging precariously inside an elevator shaft underneath Anakin]
Anakin Skywalker: Easy... We're in a bit of a situation.
Obi-Wan: Did I miss something?
Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Anakin Skywalker: [shouts] I hate you!
Obi-Wan: You were my brother, Anakin.
I loved you.
Imperial Officer: Where are you taking this... thing?
Obi-Wan: That's no moon. It's a space station.
Luke: [on first seeing the Millenium Falcon] What a piece of junk!
Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
C-3PO: We're doomed.
Obi-Wan: Who's the more foolish: The fool, or the fool who follows him?
Princess Leia: Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
Princess Leia: Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?
C-3PO: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
Solo: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han Solo: That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known
to do that.
C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee
[X-wings are approaching Death Star]
Wedge Antilles (Red 2): Look at
the size of that thing.
Han Solo: [mutters] Boring conversation anyway.
[Han, Luke, Leia and Chewie land in the trash compactor]
Han Solo: What
an incredible smell you've discovered!
Han Solo: Jabba, you're a wonderful human being.
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Princess Leia: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder.
Han Solo: Never tell me the odds.
Yoda: You must unlearn what you have learned.
Princess Leia: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
Princess Leia: I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
Han Solo: Laugh it up, fuzzball.
Yoda: Do... or do not. There is no try.
Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your
Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
Darth Vader: No. I am your father.
Princess Leia: Would it help if I got out and pushed?
Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
GONK droid: Splendid! We have been without an interpreter since our master got angry with our last protocol
droid and disintegrated him.
Jabba the Hutt: This bounty hunter is my kind of scum: fearless and inventive.
Imperial Officer: You rebel scum.
The Emperor: So be it... Jedi.