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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

A radio play, a book, a TV series, a game, a movie...

Arthur Dent: I wonder what will happen if I press this button.
Ford Prefect: Don't.
Arthur Dent: [presses it] Oh.
Ford Prefect: What happened?
Arthur Dent: A sign lit up saying "Please do not press this button again."
Zaphod Beeblebrox: You mean they want to arrest me over the phone? Could be. I'm a pretty dangerous dude when I'm cornered.
Ford Prefect: Yeah. You fall to pieces so fast that people get hit by the shrapnel.
Prosser: But the plans were on display.
Arthur Dent: On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar.
Prosser: That's the display department.
Arthur Dent: With a torch.
Prosser: The lights had probably gone.
Arthur Dent: So had the stairs.
Prosser: But you did see the notice, didn't you?
Arthur Dent: Oh, yes. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign outside the door saying "Beware of the Leopard." Ever thought of going into advertising?

Ford Prefect: How are you feeling?
Arthur Dent: Like a military academy. Bits of me keep passing out.

Arthur Dent: You know, it's at times like this, when I'm stuck in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
Ford Prefect: Why? What did she tell you?
Arthur Dent: I don't know! I didn't listen!

Newscaster: And we'll be saying a big hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere. And to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.

The Book: The Argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist" says God, "For proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing." "BUT," says Man, "The Babel Fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It proves you exist, so therefore you don't. QED." "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that." And promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. "Ooh, that was easy." says Man and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.  

Arthur Dent: I'm sorry, did you just say you needed my brain?
Mouse: Yes, to complete the program.
Arthur Dent: Well, you can't have it, I'm using it!
Mouse: Hardly.
Arthur Dent: Cheeky mouse...

Arthur: [Arthur and Trillian are talking to each other at the party they meet at] I'm glad to meet you here, pretty much everyone else here are just idiots.
Trillian: [over music] What?
Arthur: I said,
[the record player is bumped, the music stops]
[everyone stares at him]
Arthur: Oooh...

The Book: Men were real men. Women were real women. And small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

Arthur Dent: This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

[about the Vogon Constructor ships]
The Book: They hung in the air exactly the same way that bricks don't.

Ford Prefect: Preparing for hyperspace. It's rather unpleasantly like being drunk.
Arthur Dent: What's so wrong about being drunk?
Ford Prefect: Ask a glass of water.

The Book: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy also talks about love. It says, "Avoid if at all possible."

Arthur: Ford?
Ford: Yeah?
Arthur: I think I'm a sofa...
Ford: [pause] I know how you feel...

Gag Halfrunt: Zaphod's just zis guy, ya know?

Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

Marvin: [repeated line] Life. Don't talk to me about life.

Trillian: Probability factor of one to one. We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. [pauses a beat] Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.



Nothing says "I digress" better than that.
- The Immunity Thread

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