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Mel Brooks - a master of parody.

Robin Hood: Men in Tights
 
Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.
 
Blinkin: Oh Master Robin!
[hugging a replica statue of the Venus de Milo]
Blinkin: You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.
Robin Hood: Blinkin, I'm over here.
 
Latrine: I was this close... I touched it.
 
Angry Villagers: LEAVE US ALONE, MEL BROOKS!
 
Spaceballs
 
President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
 
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.  
 
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!

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